Designer Connoisseur Pillows

Fairy asking another "Is that a real Rolex or a fake?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Early cave painters

"It's called 'Sold'."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Roller Coasters

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"Who's the artist?"

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Sir Cecil Beaton