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'All my men wear English leather.'

"Somewhere in France Balzac, the parrot, cries Yves Saint Laurent, Yves Saint Laurent, every time the doorbell rings."

"Ever since I started wearing a tie I really can't figure these things out."

Swell who is sad because he has lost the little gridiron from his chatelaine

A Woman's Conquests.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Dressed for Success!

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Men's business romper.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Keeping warm.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A Macaroni in 1772

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

New Suit.