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'All my men wear English leather.'

"Somewhere in France Balzac, the parrot, cries Yves Saint Laurent, Yves Saint Laurent, every time the doorbell rings."

"Ever since I started wearing a tie I really can't figure these things out."

Swell who is sad because he has lost the little gridiron from his chatelaine

A Woman's Conquests.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Dressed for Success!

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A Macaroni in 1772

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel