Decor Connoisseur T-Shirts

A baroque elk.

Old woman with a chandelier for a lamp.

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Instructional guide to scribbling

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

bird interprets modern art

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Board Game Hunter

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"He's an abstract artist."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Posh Easter Egg

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

About the potter.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Doulton Canada Geese

"I hope he's wearing pants."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

King Madras

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Robotic Flower Arranging

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."