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A baroque elk.

Old woman with a chandelier for a lamp.

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Instructional guide to scribbling

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

bird interprets modern art

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Posh Easter Egg

'I wanted a change in decor.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"It's called 'Sold'."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Doulton Canada Geese

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

About the potter.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

King Madras

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Robotic Flower Arranging

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'