Personalization Lover T-Shirts

"Personalized!", "Custom!", "Individual use!", "Singular!"

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

Artists At The Auto Show

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

"Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear."

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

The World's First and Last 5 Door Sedan.

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

What do you like most about presents?

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

"How about a different font?"

Introvert Career Faire.

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

"He'll regret it when he's older, and most of your life is when you are older."

"Darling, I realised that you didn't like your dinner by the third sheet."

'Hey Harry? Remember all those things you're going to do when hell freezes over?'

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

'Miss withers, is this a piece of art work or is it something we're supposed to be using?'