Personalization Seeker T-Shirts

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Likes: $2.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Me when by BDD shows up

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

Time Run

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Ooh, let me see... I'm hungry for affection?'

"I had an amazing hug dream."

'I have no new Facebook friend requests today. See that I do before lunchtime.'

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"You may be man's 'best friend' but I have over 2,123 likes on facebook!"

"I need a hug."

"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."