Personalized Plate Seeker T-Shirts

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'The key to unlock my potential isn't in this building.'

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Time Run

"Try taking baby steps."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'You can't keep sweeping all your personnel problems under the carpet.'

"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Dog admiring hot dog

'You just continue to grow.'

'Why, there isn't even a company folder for 'Perks'!'

NOT 2B

Self help books. One step at a time.

Eggs to order!

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

Pull yourself together

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

Finally it dawned on Jonathan that his feelings would follow him wherever he travelled,

'It comes to something when the state of the pound is such that we HOPE to find lots of foreign coins!'