Plate Smashing Adventurer T-Shirts

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Happy hour.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Balanced Diet"

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Your bill sir.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

Arabian Cuisine

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

"...And just what is wrong with deviled ham and deviled eggs?"

Wrong Way.

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

"Welp, where else do you wanna eat?"

Tedium Tours.

Benefits of Living Abroad

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Start Sucking!"

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."