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'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Garlic Free Zone.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Happy hour.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Balanced Diet"

"A table in Siberia, please."

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Your bill sir.'

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

Arabian Cuisine

"...And just what is wrong with deviled ham and deviled eggs?"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

Wrong Way.

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

"Welp, where else do you wanna eat?"

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"Start Sucking!"

Benefits of Living Abroad

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

Tedium Tours.

'Soup's off.'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.