Plate Twirling Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'

Turn, turn and turn.

Pasta

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

Curtsey

"Balanced Diet"

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

You know I can't do the twist.

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

Violinist on Skates

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'Do you ever feel the trend to serve meals in towers is getting ridiculous?'

'It will take me less time to eat that than it took you to explain it.'

Ice Skater

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

Santa the mugger.

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'Red? Wolf here. Say, any chance of me borrowing your riding hood Saturday night? Yeah, the red one.'

Ballerina

'... a working vacation means you can wear a Hawaiian shirt while you work.'

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

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