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'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'

Turn, turn and turn.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Pasta

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

Curtsey

"Balanced Diet"

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

You know I can't do the twist.

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Violinist on Skates

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

Ice Skater

'It will take me less time to eat that than it took you to explain it.'

'Do you ever feel the trend to serve meals in towers is getting ridiculous?'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

Santa the mugger.

We must have turned off the highway of life somewhere. When you're traveling on it the twists and turns come with absolutely no warning.

'Red? Wolf here. Say, any chance of me borrowing your riding hood Saturday night? Yeah, the red one.'

Twirling Dancer

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

'... a working vacation means you can wear a Hawaiian shirt while you work.'