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"Balanced Diet"

"The meeting will come to order."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

To do before Saturday...

"Honey! We're home!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'I like to stay connected 247.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Mountain climber error.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I quit!'

A deterrent – but not much of one.

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

In the supermarket