Plate Juggler Mugs

"Balanced Diet"

"The meeting will come to order."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

To do before Saturday...

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"Honey! We're home!"

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

Inbox and Outbox

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Mountain climber error.

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I quit!'

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

A deterrent – but not much of one.

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'