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James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"The meeting will come to order."

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"Rogers we're giving you Bob's old office. But, he's going to continue to live in it until we find him a new one."

A deterrent – but not much of one.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Hassled Mother.

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Brickie's Mate

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

"Honey! We're home!"

Education Guidance

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'While you were out I replaced you.'