Modern Day Juggler T-Shirts

"It's great for multicrastinating."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"The meeting will come to order."

Football

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Brickie's Mate

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Honey! We're home!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Have Horns Venn

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

A deterrent – but not much of one.

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'