Modern Day Juggler T-Shirts

"It's great for multicrastinating."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

Children's Parties

"The meeting will come to order."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Football

Brickie's Mate

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Honey! We're home!"

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Have Horns Venn

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Inbox and Outbox

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

A Man mixing up his sports.

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'