Modern Life Juggler T-Shirts

An angry looking man is sitting at a table in a restaurant; a cellphone is sitting in the wine bucket beside him.

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

"I swear I wasn't looking at smut – I was just stealing music."

"O.K, kid. Busy man here. Quality time. Here we go."

'You need a drink...hand on I think I've got an app for that!'

Hockey and Cell Phones

'I'm all in, from making backbreaking payments on labor saving devices!'

'Make sure you wash behind your hands-free device.'

"I keep forgetting which is my mobile hand and which is my coffee. What a mug I am!"

Work/Life Balance

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Brickie's Mate

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'I am trying to achieve a work-life balance'

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

Children.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

ESSENTIALS for those who are OVER 50 AND OUT OF WORK

Having it all All....

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."