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'I met TIm from college, he must earn ten times what we do and he has a company porsche!'

Work/Life Balance

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

Children.

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"At times like this we all need to pull TOGETHER, work outside of our normal roles by flexible."

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job."

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

ESSENTIALS for those who are OVER 50 AND OUT OF WORK

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

Gone to market research convention, Your dinner is...'

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

Career.

When Harvey's two bosses meet head to head! 'MARRIAGE!' 'CAREER!' 'Oh, oh!'

DINER, 'She turned me down for a date once - She said it might interfere with her career.'

'I'm trying to save a little each month of what I borrow.'