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'I met TIm from college, he must earn ten times what we do and he has a company porsche!'

Work/Life Balance

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Children.

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"At times like this we all need to pull TOGETHER, work outside of our normal roles by flexible."

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job."

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

ESSENTIALS for those who are OVER 50 AND OUT OF WORK

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

Gone to market research convention, Your dinner is...'

DINER, 'She turned me down for a date once - She said it might interfere with her career.'

"I'm off early, hoping to spend a quiet evening with the kids."

'I'm trying to save a little each month of what I borrow.'

Career.

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

When Harvey's two bosses meet head to head! 'MARRIAGE!' 'CAREER!' 'Oh, oh!'