Life Juggler T-Shirts

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

Children.

Keep the safety net in this crazy circus we call life.

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

Work/Life Balance

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'Yeah, you can drink beer when you're sick; I do. I drink it when I'm sick of work, sick of my wife, sick of the news...'

Career.

When Harvey's two bosses meet head to head! 'MARRIAGE!' 'CAREER!' 'Oh, oh!'

'Why doesn't anyone ever ask me how I combine marriage and a career?'

'Me, I'm in Risk Management, how about you?'

'Our combined debt is £418,000. No one can take that way from us.'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

I was on a roll and then the backspin kicked in.

Frank, I struggle balancing my work life with my play life. Well - you have to work so you can play. But bad work leads to rework, cutting into into play and bad play doesn't lead to replay. So, be workable and that will help you be playable! I can work with that! C'mon! Let's play!

Plan B 1/2

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Balancing work and family

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'