Life Juggler T-Shirts

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

Children.

Keep the safety net in this crazy circus we call life.

Work/Life Balance

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'Yeah, you can drink beer when you're sick; I do. I drink it when I'm sick of work, sick of my wife, sick of the news...'

Career.

When Harvey's two bosses meet head to head! 'MARRIAGE!' 'CAREER!' 'Oh, oh!'

'Why doesn't anyone ever ask me how I combine marriage and a career?'

'Me, I'm in Risk Management, how about you?'

'Our combined debt is £418,000. No one can take that way from us.'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

Plan B 1/2

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."