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Have Horns Venn

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Football

'The girls must be feeling better...'

A woman watches football on her computer.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Inbox and Outbox

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Do you mind?"

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

A deterrent – but not much of one.

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

Mouse Trampoline

"Rogers we're giving you Bob's old office. But, he's going to continue to live in it until we find him a new one."