Jazz Juggler Mugs

Have Horns Venn

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Football

'The girls must be feeling better...'

A woman watches football on her computer.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Do you mind?"

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

A deterrent – but not much of one.

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

Musicians.

"I had twins, so I had to add a pouch."