Lyrical Juggler T-Shirts

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Multi-Tasking

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Brickie's Mate

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Translating . . . poetry.

Have Horns Venn

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

Mountain climber error.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

Caution falling books

A deterrent – but not much of one.