Lyrical Juggler Gifts

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Multi-Tasking

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Brickie's Mate

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Have Horns Venn

Translating . . . poetry.

Inbox and Outbox

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

Mountain climber error.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

A deterrent – but not much of one.

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'