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Turn, turn and turn.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

Hypnotoon

Curtsey

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Cowboy Trump

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

You know I can't do the twist.

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Deux Ex Mechanic

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

Diddly

Santa the mugger.

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Ice Skater

How to handle spin

'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'

'You must be here for the spinning class.'

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.