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'Quick, Harriet, throw me Fluffy, you know how cats hate water.'

'Will you PLEASE stop saying, 'could be worse.''

Bring your own inflatable.

Turn, turn and turn.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Lifesaver!

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Curtsey

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

A family playing in the sea

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

"Bad dog!"

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Cowboy Trump

Rescue pump.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."