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'This guy is really tough - He used to drive a school bus!'

At the whipped cream factory Workers actually whipping cream in a vat

Cowboy Trump

Turn, turn and turn.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Any questions?'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

'You want to run that by me again?'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"You're getting too much fiber."

You know I can't do the twist.

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

"I've had a rough day. Give me a whole ball of twine straight up."

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

'No, the other kind.'

'Whipped cream?'

Tip Responsibly

Santa the mugger.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'