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'This guy is really tough - He used to drive a school bus!'

At the whipped cream factory Workers actually whipping cream in a vat

Cowboy Trump

Turn, turn and turn.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

You know I can't do the twist.

"You're getting too much fiber."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

'No, the other kind.'

Tip Responsibly

'Whipped cream?'

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

Santa the mugger.

"The bird feeder is empty again."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'