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"I've had a rough day. Give me a whole ball of twine straight up."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Gift"

D.I.Y

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

The circus diver.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

String Theory for Beginners.

Knitted Kitty.

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Friendly Tie

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Tie-Land.

Future History Museums

octopus knitting a jumper...

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"