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'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Gift"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

D.I.Y

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

The circus diver.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

String Theory for Beginners.

Knitted Kitty.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

Friendly Tie

Tie-Land.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

octopus knitting a jumper...