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"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

'The day after Father's day'

'Niche marketing.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'My power tie and power suit got caught in a power struggle.'

Gates of Heaven "Sorry buddy- no entry without a tie"

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'No wonder you're less successful. Take a look at yourself! To give the impression of a respectable salesman, you've got to wear a tie!'

'When I said relax, I meant loosen your tie or something.'

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

'Each one wanted me to wear his Father's Day tie first.'

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

"When I said 'relax' I just meant you could loosen your tie!"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Friendly Tie

'You're no 'suit'.'

'I need something to go with my new tie.' - 'How about a long beard.'

'Do you have something in a noose?'

Snazzy Tie

'You're not getting in here with a tasteless tie like that.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Tie gate.

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

"I really don't like your tie!"

"Pssst. Designer drugs...hallucinogenics...would go great with your tie."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"This is a good match. Are you being tried here or in L.A.?"

For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

"It's my family coat of arms, Joe-smoked salmon couchant on a field of cream cheese."

"Think they'll know it's a clip-on?"

'It's just as I had it pictured except for the ties.'

'I think it's time you reboot that lucky tie of yours.'