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"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

'The day after Father's day'

'Niche marketing.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'My power tie and power suit got caught in a power struggle.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Oh great...another new tie.'

Gates of Heaven "Sorry buddy- no entry without a tie"

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'No wonder you're less successful. Take a look at yourself! To give the impression of a respectable salesman, you've got to wear a tie!'

'When I said relax, I meant loosen your tie or something.'

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

'Each one wanted me to wear his Father's Day tie first.'

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

"When I said 'relax' I just meant you could loosen your tie!"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Robin Day.

Friendly Tie

'You're no 'suit'.'

'I need something to go with my new tie.' - 'How about a long beard.'

'Do you have something in a noose?'

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

Snazzy Tie

'You're not getting in here with a tasteless tie like that.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Tie gate.

"Here you go; a tie to make your belly look smaller."

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

Future History Museums

"I really don't like your tie!"

"Pssst. Designer drugs...hallucinogenics...would go great with your tie."

"Nevermind, I'll tie it myself."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."