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"When you don't wear one, you touch your neck all night."

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Tie-Land.

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Friendly Tie

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

The first birthday gift.

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes