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Train back from Glyndebourne.

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

A man looks up at the earth

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Tequila Mockingbird

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Friendly Tie

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Tie-Land.

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

The first birthday gift.

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'