Black Tie Connoisseurs Prints

Train back from Glyndebourne.

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

A man looks up at the earth

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Tequila Mockingbird

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Friendly Tie

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Tie-Land.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Future History Museums

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

The first birthday gift.

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

Gigolo Diary