Tie Aficionados Prints

"When you don't wear one, you touch your neck all night."

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Friendly Tie

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Future History Museums

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Tie-Land.

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

The first birthday gift.

Robin Day.

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."