Novelty Tie Enthusiasts Prints

'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'

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"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Tie-Land.

Friendly Tie

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Future History Museums

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Robin Day.

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

The first birthday gift.

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'