Vine Enthusiast T-Shirts

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

'No, the other kind.'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'A cheeky red?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Wine Lady

Sauvignon Bonk

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Bacchus.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."