Vineyard Adventurer T-Shirts

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'Red or white,sir?'

French Wine Tasting

Wine Making

Wine Hourglass

Portrait at the vineyard

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Wine Lady

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Who's the new guy?'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Wine tasting

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Nouveau wine

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"