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Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

'So, when's the picking crew arriving?'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Do I know how many hectoliters we produce per hectare? ...Heck no.'

"I knew we should have moved to Oregon years ago."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Wine Lady

Pumpkin patch

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Who's the new guy?'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Wine tasting

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Nouveau wine

'Are they fresh?'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

"Wine is plant-based food."