Vineyard Explorer Gifts

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

'So, when's the picking crew arriving?'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Do I know how many hectoliters we produce per hectare? ...Heck no.'

"I knew we should have moved to Oregon years ago."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Wine Lady

Pumpkin patch

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Who's the new guy?'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Wine tasting

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Nouveau wine

"Wine is plant-based food."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Are they fresh?'