Vineyard Wanderer Gifts

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

'He must be a top vintner. He's out standing in his field.'

Please do not pet the grapes.

Premier Cru

'Hold up a sec! I'm feeling really guilty about all the destruction we've caused to vineyards around the world...Okay, I'm over it.'

'Who's the new guy?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Wine Lady

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Walkers

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'Toast'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Wine tasting

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

A bit of Newlyn.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Nouveau wine

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'I think we can skip the resume.'