Vineyard Voyagers Gifts

Jersey Catsup.

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Wine Lady

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'Who's the new guy?'

A giant glass of red wine

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Red Wine

Wine tasting

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Nouveau wine

"Wine is plant-based food."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.