Village Voyager Gifts

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Believe me, the street smarts you picked up in Elmwood, Kansas don't carry any weight around here."

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Internet Cafe.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"It's a hybrid!"

A bit of Newlyn.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Hot Towel Web Service

If poets wrote road signs.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.