Vineyard Voyagers T-Shirts

Jersey Catsup.

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Wine Lady

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

A giant glass of red wine

'Who's the new guy?'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Red Wine

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Wine tasting

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Nouveau wine

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Wine is plant-based food."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.