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The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Wine Lady

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Queen of Quinoa

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'Who's the new guy?'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wine tasting

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Nouveau wine

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Wine is plant-based food."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Pumpkin Time!

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

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