Winery Wanderer Gifts

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Toast'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'Who's the new guy?'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

A bit of Newlyn.

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Wine is plant-based food."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

Wine-tasting Tour.

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

Blue wine