Winery Wanderer Gifts

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Toast'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

Keith Floyd.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Who's the new guy?'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

A bit of Newlyn.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Wine is plant-based food."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

Wine-tasting Tour.

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'