Wine Wanderers Gifts

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

In the Guru District

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

French wine

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Keith Floyd.

Things I've learned...

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"I only need shade for my wine."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Scarpia's Palace

Feast

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."