Wine Wanderer Gifts

Winery tours.

Wine-tasting Tour.

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'

"I don't remember the name, but it had a taste that I liked."

'I'm thinking! I'm thinking!'

Phillipopolis

'Throw in a pack of gum or something; people are staring.'

"Why before I make myself a fool because I don't know which wine goes with which meat I left the meat aside!"

Champagne area.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

Wine Country.

'Yeah, we're in Napa Valley.'

Bitchbark Canoe

In the Guru District

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Vineyard

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

French wine

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'