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'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I love rock festivals!'

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Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

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'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

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'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'You lookin at my bird?'

"You want to be a WHAT?"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion. Oh no. I've spent the last 72 hours analyzing our customer base. Our granola and kale latte helped us capture the hipster demo once we bundled it with cigarettes and vinyl records. Our caffeine-infused mocha helped us capture the white-collar set once we bundled it with motivational recordings. But there's one demographic we still haven't monopolized. First-time parents of toddlers. How proficient are you at potty training? I q

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"So....what's the skinny?"

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"