Hippy Enthusiast Gifts

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

'I love rock festivals!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

Hippex

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Caricature of a chicken

"What's Your Problem, Man?"