Hoppy Enthusiast Gifts

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Bathroom Fairy

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'I love rock festivals!'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Business or pleasure?

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

When swine flew!

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Stonehens

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Hipster Coffee

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

A Psychiatrist on his day off...

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."