Hippie Enthusiast Gifts

Early hippies.

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Eco Princess

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Peas on Earth.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Hippie on the moon

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"Thank you for your service."

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Hipster Coffee

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."