Hippie Enthusiast Gifts

Early hippies.

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Eco Princess

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Peas on Earth.

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Hippie on the moon

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"Thank you for your service."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"