Hippie Culture Aficionado Gifts

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

The Selfie

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Eco Princess

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Elvis Presley

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Hoxton map.

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Mark Twain

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Bernard Levin

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Hippie on the moon

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)