Hippie Enthusiasts Gifts

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Eco Princess

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'How fast can you hype?'

Peas on Earth.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Hippie on the moon

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Thank you for your service."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

A hippie saying "Peace"

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'