Hippie Culture Enthusiast Gifts

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Eco Princess

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Peas on Earth.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Hippie on the moon

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"Thank you for your service."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

A hippie saying "Peace"

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"