Hippie Lifestyle Aficionado Gifts

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Eco Princess

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Hipster Coffee

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Thank you for your service."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"