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"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Eco Princess

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Thank you for your service."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

Hipster Coffee

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'